Matt, 21, Canadian, Cancer, Head Cheerleader, homecoming queen, Part time model

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Yep it’s happening. #kawaii #japaneseschoolgirl #fukuri

Yep it’s happening. #kawaii #japaneseschoolgirl #fukuri

fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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(Source: hashtaglmao)

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

(Source: cyberho)

pastygod:

shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.

This is how everyone should feel about their body

(Source: imqu3llyb)

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep)